A Star Wars film a year from 2015 until the end of time, promises Disney
18th Apr 2013 | 10:20
I've got a bad feeling about this…
From 2015, Disney will unleash a new tale from a long time ago in a galaxy far far away over the summer months every year.
Starting strong with the J. J. Abrams-helmed Star Wars: Episode VII, subsequent instalments are expected to dip in quality sequentially until, finally, in 2034 we're subjected to two hours of Jar Jar Binks doing Gangnam Style in eye-popping IMAX 3D.
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