10 sexy Valentine's gifts that don't suck

13th Feb 2009 | 12:38

10 sexy Valentine's gifts that don't suck

Although some of them may well vibrate...

Valentine's Day can be a stressful time, and choosing that gift can be the difference between marital bliss, and a hard night's sleep on the sofa.

Luckily, the world of technology can never fail to please a loved one, distant crush or secret mistress.

It doesn't even matter if you don't have a Valentine, as there are plenty of gadgets which can double your success.

We've found the best gadgets to titillate your lady, woo your man, or if all else fails, get some much needed practice in the art of the Lothario.

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itunesiTunes voucher - buy it here

Barry White may be the walrus of love, but there's no way you can sink your tusks into your Valentine without some sexy tunes.

This year, buy your Valentine an iTunes voucher so they can download the best loin warming tunes which will really spice up your night. And if you're stuck for ideas, check out this list of mood setting songs.

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ibuzziBuzz Two Vibrator - £19.99 - Buy it here

Once the tunes are bought, it's time to get down and dirty. The iBuzz is a vibrator which plugs into your iPod or MP3 player, and stimulates your partner in time to your favourite music.

If the Everly Brothers aren't floating your boat then Techradar recommends dubstep for the ultimate in bass driven pleasure.

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virtual boyfriendVirtual Girlfriend/Boyfriend - £19.93 - Buy it here

If your social skills are more than lacking this Valentine's Day then get some practice looking after this virtual girlfriend/boyfriend.

Like the Tamagotchi craze, you simply have to look after your loved one, taking them on dates, buying them gifts and making them happy.

What's more your virtual girlfriend doesn't care about annoying habits or poor hygiene making this the most successful Valentines ever!

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underwearTurn me on underwear - £59.95 - Buy it here

Vibrating underwear, which you can control at the touch of a button might sound like any controlling man's fantasy, but in this pair of high-tech pants, it's a reality.

Take the hand control and pleasure your partner from up to 15 metres away, wherever that might be!

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wii fitNintendo Wii Fit - £95.74 - Buy it here

Make sure your Valentine still appeals for February 14th 2010 by giving them the best workout on the market!

Wii Fit works through a series of exercises and takes a host of information using the movable balance board which records data such as body mass index, weight and the length of time you've exercised.

Wii Fit becomes a channel on the Wii's interface, so you can share progress with others online for added fun.

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vaio pSony VAIO P series – £849.00 - Buy it here

The best way to show someone you love them this Valentine's Day is with the sexiest laptop on the planet.

This pint sized laptop can fit into a handbag or pocket, comes with an enviable 2GB of RAM and runs Windows Vista, packed into an 8" wide frame.

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jibjabJibJab Stiptease - $15 membership - Buy it here

If you want to impress your Valentine with some sexy moves, don't run the risk of embarrassing yourself in person. JibJab lets you attach your face onto a stripping male or female, and send it to your prospective lover.

Imagine their joy when they see your head bobbing on top of a gyrating model strutting their stuff for the world to see.

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microsoft webcamMicrosoft VX-5000 - £27.54 - Buy it here

Not all Valentine's lovers have the luxury of being together, so a webcam is the next best thing.

The Microsoft VX-5500 is a decent web cam which performs well in low light conditions, no matter what you've got on show.

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songsmithMicrosoft Songsmith - £25 - Buy it here

This Valentine's serenade your lover with a song about eternal love and happiness and woo them into your arms. What's that? You have no musical talent?

Fear not, as Microsoft Songsmith is the application for you! Just sing into your PC and Songsmith creates a unique backing track which will make your Valentine putty in your untalented claw.

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poloroid printerPolaroid Pogo Printer - £99.95 - Buy it here

In the good old days men would carry photos of their loved ones everywhere they went.

This Valentines go traditional and print those raunchy photos from your camera phone on this Bluetooth printer instead, and carry naked pictures of your loved ones wherever you go.

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